Dan aka "Blutarski".
Where to begin with Senator Blutarski of Animal House fame? As rabid
a Patriots fan as you will find, Bluto is known for giving the "when
the Germans invaded pearl harbor" speech whenever things look
bad for the Pats. When he is not at Patriot games Danny is a country
rock star with the band Cottonwood. (make sure you visit Cottonwood's
website: www.cottonwoodfans.com
– they certainly are not shy about showing their Patriots loyalty).
During a tailgate, Bluto can often be heard going on fragmented
rants about a variety of topics. While those rants may be disjointed,
if you listen carefully, Bluto usually has a pearl of wisdom regarding
the "meaning of life." (His motto – “It’s all good”).
Bluto's die hard Patriots status reached epic proportions during
the 2001 season and in particular during the San Diego game when
he declared with the thunder of a Baptist preacher that "The
Pats where going to come back and win this game and then go on to
the Super Bowl." With the Patriots record at 1-3 and trailing
by ten points in the game, Bluto’s rant was shear lunacy. His rant
continued: “And we are watching the Super Bowl in the field between
our houses.” (Dreamer and Bluto live within a couple of hundred
yards through woods). Needless to say, the Patriots made it to the
Super Bowl in New Orleans and Bluto and Dream constructed a make
shift living room in the middle of the woods, running cable and
electricity in violation of every town ordinance imaginable. Much
to the amazement of family and friends, they sat in 20-degree temperature
watching our beloved Patriots dismantle the St. Louis Rams. Blutarski
-- Prophet or Lunatic? You be the judge